I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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