that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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