i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
this will be a night to untag.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Just invented taco cereal.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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