I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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