i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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