he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
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