did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Randomize