You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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