okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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