I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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