i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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