you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Randomize
