he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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