I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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