STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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