ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Girls should come with a carfax report
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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