After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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