dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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