Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Shitshow foam night was such a success
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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