Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Randomize
