was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
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