no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Do plants get herpes?
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