you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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