There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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