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So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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