your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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