VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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