she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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