I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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