she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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