god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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