On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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