summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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