I am full of burrito and curiosity
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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