Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
How naked do you want me to be?
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