Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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