You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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