walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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