Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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