She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
accomplished twins. life is a go
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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