Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
either way he was missing a nipple.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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