I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
no you cant smoke seaweed
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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