i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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