Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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