VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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