We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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