HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I wish i was in the wii world.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
