is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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