When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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