on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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